Don't Be Stupid With Your Money!

Keep money in your bank account! What's the point of shoplifting if you aren't going to use it to get ahead? Once you start shoplifting for things you need, you can save that money for things you can't steal. Get yourself a nice house, nice car, pamper yourself, go to the spa, get a massage, buy drugs if that's what you're into, go get drunk if you want. Do you think that sitting around hungry in a nasty ass trailer driving a piece of shit car with an almost empty gas tank while smelling like a dumpster will make you feel good? No, take care of yourself. Keep yourself looking good. Let people know that you are doing well. Save your money, get rich, get ahead. Don't be a dumbass. If you shoplift, you are giving yourself the opportunity of a lifetime to save money and get ahead. Work under the table alongside your "normal" job, you'll have untaxed money every week and still get a good tax return every year. Work at a job that you have to buy supplies for (shoes, tools, etc) and then go steal the most expensive ones from the store. Put it on your tax return and get more money back. Work requires new boots or a set of power tools? Steal them. Steal good foods for your lunches. Can't work if you're hungry right? Every weekend, go out to the bar or something. It's hard to get away with stealing cigarettes and things like that kept behind the counter. Save your money from shoplifting other things and use it to buy what you can't five finger discount. You can't steal a house, you can't (theoretically) steal a car or gas, you can't (again theoretically) rob a bank or person to get fast money. Save what money you have and keep it tucked away.