Reminder to Shoplifter

Remember, no one likes people who are greedy. Corporations are greedy, no one wants to be like the corporate bastards. It might seem like a good idea to steal 50 lighters or 20 different expensive outfits at the time, but when you're hungry and can't pay your bills, then those things won't seem important. Don't get lost in the euphoria of theft. Oftentimes, shoplifting (and getting away with it) can give you such a rush of adrenaline that you want to do it again and again. The more you steal, the more confident you get in your abilities. When you get overly confident you make stupid mistakes because you feel like you could never get caught. Other people get caught, not you, you're too good to get caught. But that's not the case. Almost everyone gets caught at some point in their shoplifting career, so be prepared for the worst. If you get too caught up in the art of shoplifting, limit yourself before it gets out of hand. Stop yourself from taking random things, only take what you need; medicine, food, basic clothing, whatever. You will be much better off in the end if you have food and medicine than if you just have a bunch of random things. Random shit is better for making money from selling the items, while food and medicine are better to keep for yourself. If you don't have food when you're hungry or medicine when you're sick, then you will be miserable. You shoplift for yourself, not to make others jealous. Posting pictures on the internet bragging about stealing 50 expensive high end tubes of mascara will make other people jealous, but it won't benefit you much in the end unless you are good at selling things. Always go at your own speed, if you are only lifting basic necessities but you see a lip gloss or candy that you want, then get it. Just don't try to load up on a necessity haul and a fun haul at the same time. If you are caught stealing food, you can give a sob story about how you have "a family to feed," but a bag full of makeup isn't fooling anyone.

Just be careful and don't get greedy.

                                                                 IllegalExpertGirl